WHY KAREENA-SAIF WEDDING WON'T WORK

INVITATION CARD FOR WEDDING

The Fatreena......sry...KAREENA KAPOOR is finally getting married and laid on October 16 in some palatial fort in Rajasthan.
 The  families have booked a helipad, 4 five star hotels for the celebrations which will last through the week.
Mom - in - law Sharmila has already sent the invitation to the President .....

1. Mom - in -law to be Sharmila, we hear has even sent an invite to the president - however we do not know if he will participate.

But , do we really give a damn to this shit...

Hre's why.....

1. She did'nt invite us 

Did you bitch !!!!

WARDROBE MALFUNCTION

2. SHE HAS ALREADY DONE THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF HONEYMOON WITH THE SAKer (Oops.....SAIF ALI KHAN PATAUDI)

and marriage is a useless ceremony. for them

3. Live - In Relationship

She has done plenty of it  with the sucker

4. Publicity Stunts

Everyone knows Heroine (2012) tanked at the box office and failed to create any heroin effect for the audience.Trying to revive her career....

FORCED !!!!

5. NO LONG LASTING MARRIAGE

They may do it the HOLLYWOOD ishtyle ...but d ya think she'll able to adjust with an already married flop actor with two grown up kids(one being looking like aunty though) ???

Nazron ka Nishana .....